Happy Sunday Quotes Biography
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“People react to fear, not love - they don't teach that in Sunday School, but it's true.”
“Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week”
“I want there to be no peasant in my kingdom so poor that he cannot have a chicken in his pot every Sunday”
“Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.”
“Do not let Sunday be taken from you If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.”
“A Sunday well-spent brings a week of content.”
“He was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.”
“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.”
“Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.”
“I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?”
“Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.”
“I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.”
“Kiss me Kate, we will be married o' Sunday.”
“I guess God made Boston on a wet Sunday.”
“A preacher's wife proofread his Sunday sermon and wrote next to one paragraph: "Weak point - shout loud"”
“If God hadn't rested on Sunday, He would have had time to finish the world.”
“Rats! They fought the dogs and killed the cats, And bit the babies in the cradles, And ate the cheeses out of the vats, And licked the soup from the cooks' own ladles, Split open the kegs of salted sprats, Made nests inside men's Sunday hats, And eve”
“When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.”
“There are many persons who look on Sunday as a sponge to wipe out the sins of the week”
“Men in their forties are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated, and you're never really sure you got the right answer. [Carrie]”
“Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in Hell”
“I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.”
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes”
“Someone has somewhere commented on the fact that millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon”
“I might resume the habit of going to church if the preacher would be honest enough to stand up some morning and say, "Perhaps next Sunday, but not today," and then sit down”
“I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on”
“Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.”
“Sunday School: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents”
“When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.”
“When I woke up Sunday morning at the Open and stepped outside and felt the wind and rain in my face, I knew I had an excellent chance to win if I just took my time and trusted myself.”
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure”
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